battle of the bands is tomorrow.

attendance is mandatory.

TIME GO FASTER

i wanna eat me some candy canes

ha

so today alex trevors innocently purchased a chocolate milk, only to find that upon opening it he was not greeted by the familliar smell of sweet chocolate and milk carton (whatever that stuffs called that its made out of) but a very loud and obnoxious "moo00oo".

he won a fre copy of journey to the center of the earth, which he gave to cody without hesitation. Inside the carton however, laid the real prize. A white THING that gives out three hearty "moo00oo's" when you pull down on the trigger, and a large plastic bag filled with extremely salty water (!). I'd love for you to picture this in your head. A nice, plastic see through bag, filled with water, and then about 57253835642724753735724642747 grains of white salt. Now, it would be great if you could imagine what this bag looks like to a thoroughly dirty-minded 16 year old. pefect.

so, afterschool kortni and i were observing william mccombs from inside the school doors, when i noticed brittany cormier jumping up and down on a plastic bag that looked to be full of..

i stormed outside, with kortni at my side and stared at the poor baggie. i began to shout angrily,

'YOU GUYS, THIS IS MY BAG OF SE-"

suddenly, someone ran past me, and stamped hard down onto the bag

which exploded

i was blinded instantly, stuff splattered all across my faggish glasses.

the culprit (i know his name but chose to make the right choice and not share with my impressive audience of 1.3 blog viewers.) ran away.

still shocked, i looked over at kortni. she too is covered in the stuff, but it looks like i got the worst of it.

it is in my mouth.

my mouth it is in.

i felt the familliar tug on my sleeve from chase, indicating that our bus is about to be missed.

does anybody else hate kyla's hysterical laughiness?

we joined in though, despite my inner struggle to decide whether to spit or swallow (lol)

once on the bus, we nodded solemly to eachother.

it was all over my face, my sweater (which was definately zipped), ipod, glasses, mouth, pants, hair, and hands (which became pleasantly soft, but are now peeling (???) )

oh god

it was so hilarious.

im still laughing.

kashmir.

this is the first time in maybe 6 monthes that i spent all day at my own house.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiird.

thursday was twilight

kort and i went to mcdicks and then scrambled across the highway!!!!!!

i strongly reccomend going to see twilight. especially if you havent read the books. it is so unintentionally HILARIOUS.

im so distressed. today was a poop day.

also, i am oddly excited for formal!!

turning people down has been quite the turn off though, i reallllly want to say yes, but then i realllllly want to say no.

im not going with anyone yet, i dont even know who i want to go with. it'll come to me, im real sure.

im confused about the format of formal.

are boys supposed to ask girls?

everyone says only goobers ask guys to formal.

but i think its kool and bold if gurls do.

will people still get a festive christmas bauble is they show up alone?

????????????????????

dumb poop

i have wonderful, gorgeous friends.

but

none of them bothered to tell me that a bigass essay is due tomorrow.

it is now 9:05

john n kate plus 8 special and also heroes are on @ 10.

score. finished at 9:52.

everyone needs to know this

you know what makes me laugh?

people that, upon entering the girls bathroom make a beeline for the faucets and turn them on. they turn the water on.

to drown out the sound

of their pee.

today i had just about enough of these notorious faucet enthusiasts.

so i turned off their streaming faucet.

ha.

kort and i enjoyed feeding eachother whipped cream outside the library and then relocating to the grade 11 locker square for a few rounds of lipgloss ping pong at lunch. it was nice. also, my trusty lipgloss has exploded and that makes me really upset.

botb = 11 days.

awesome. not. sort of. yes. poop.

at least we have the whole nick ordeal sorted out and stuff. though, i feel a digusting amount of pity for him, and i can't seem to join in with people on their heated rants about him, i know what he's going through and it sucks.

i looked for an appropriate situation all day to use the words to buy u a drank, but i couldnt find one.

also- i reallllllllly love britney spears' new song.

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME

XO XO

why the hell do my nails get so dirty when i dont any influencial dirty type things?
that pisses me off.