ha

so today alex trevors innocently purchased a chocolate milk, only to find that upon opening it he was not greeted by the familliar smell of sweet chocolate and milk carton (whatever that stuffs called that its made out of) but a very loud and obnoxious "moo00oo".

he won a fre copy of journey to the center of the earth, which he gave to cody without hesitation. Inside the carton however, laid the real prize. A white THING that gives out three hearty "moo00oo's" when you pull down on the trigger, and a large plastic bag filled with extremely salty water (!). I'd love for you to picture this in your head. A nice, plastic see through bag, filled with water, and then about 57253835642724753735724642747 grains of white salt. Now, it would be great if you could imagine what this bag looks like to a thoroughly dirty-minded 16 year old. pefect.

so, afterschool kortni and i were observing william mccombs from inside the school doors, when i noticed brittany cormier jumping up and down on a plastic bag that looked to be full of..

i stormed outside, with kortni at my side and stared at the poor baggie. i began to shout angrily,

'YOU GUYS, THIS IS MY BAG OF SE-"

suddenly, someone ran past me, and stamped hard down onto the bag

which exploded

i was blinded instantly, stuff splattered all across my faggish glasses.

the culprit (i know his name but chose to make the right choice and not share with my impressive audience of 1.3 blog viewers.) ran away.

still shocked, i looked over at kortni. she too is covered in the stuff, but it looks like i got the worst of it.

it is in my mouth.

my mouth it is in.

i felt the familliar tug on my sleeve from chase, indicating that our bus is about to be missed.

does anybody else hate kyla's hysterical laughiness?

we joined in though, despite my inner struggle to decide whether to spit or swallow (lol)

once on the bus, we nodded solemly to eachother.

it was all over my face, my sweater (which was definately zipped), ipod, glasses, mouth, pants, hair, and hands (which became pleasantly soft, but are now peeling (???) )

oh god

it was so hilarious.

im still laughing.