'cause i dont want no love i just wanna get screwed

so i brought suki to my grents house last night for the annual present exchange, which was really terrible and depressing.i learned that my uncle is divorcing his wife, despite their 5 year old (really friggin tall!!!!) son. and then my homeless, ex-alkie great uncle who had stopped drinking for 4 monthes showed up right in da bag. then, suki had her virginity unwillingly stolen by my nana's ginormous boxer's (george) nose.dRaMa !!!!!!1!!!poor suki, she never wanted this. oh yeah, about the party i mentioned a while ago, britt, bronwyn, kelsey, kyla, david and jessie showed up. and me. man, i havent hung with them girls in FOREVER. and they didnt waste one second proving why to me. and then britt disappears into the bathroom with her cellie, and she doesnt come out for like an hour. so i go up to the door and was like 'britty hun, are you ok??' and she didnt awnser.. so i asked again. and she didnt reply. so i went to kelsey and bronwyn, who are her best friends now. and they didnt do anything. eric broke up with brittthis is just like when he broke up with her at bp, and bronwyn was like GET OVER IT BRITT. STOP CRYING. arrrrrrrrrghhhhh. and then britt comes out of the bathroom all red faced and happy go lucky. and gives everyone their prezzies. broke my heart.