nofx!!!

in the morning i awake
i feel my bladder about to break
i scratch my balls i rub my eyes
iust feeling lousy

my girlfriend tells me that
its time to take a bath
i say, no, not today, it's only tuesday

once every 24 hours
im supposed to take a shower
thats not the way i do it
do it do it

personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind
i don't want to do it
do it do it

it doesn't make a difference to me
everyday i do the same old thing
so why should i have to be clean?

those dreaded wednesdays and saturdays
also known as shower days
i hate them